20 turn-ons and offs for millennial women

It seemed like every guy in the ‘90s went to the same hairstylist because parted hair was as synonymous with that decade as Nirvana and Lisa Frank. Of course, when millennial women see that hairstyle today, their hearts still flutter a little.

Captain Planet raised them to love Mother Earth.

From Dylan McKay to Shawn Hunter, the bad boys of their adolescence made them crave a little danger.

It was cute in 2002, but over two decades later? You don’t need an entire wardrobe made entirely of Family Guy tees.

Blame boy bands for making dancing with a group of four other dudes is the coolest thing on earth.

There’s a huge difference between being confident and being cocky.

All of those animal-based movies in the ‘90s and early ‘00s really shaped their generation to love and respect animals in a way that is unmatched by other generations.

Spice Girls taught millennials years ago what a guy had to do to get with them with their first hit single, “Wannabe."

Forever chasing the high of a Scholastic Book Fair, some millennial women swear they will find their future love at a bookstore.

They’re cute, in theory, like in romantic comedies, but they’re more a Gen Z thing with all their outlandish prom-posals.

Giving a millennial woman a POG or a Tamagotchi is like giving her a piece of jewelry.

Fashion isn’t the most important thing, but cargo shorts are just offensive.

If someone can do what the Power Rangers once did, they might just have a chance with a millennial woman.

Beanie Babies started them down this path, and there’s really no way back. So if someone can’t handle them having a room dedicated to their Funko Pops, Stanley Cups, or whatever it is they collect, they won’t last long.

When you grew up watching the likes of Robin Williams, Jim Carrey, and Adam Sandler slay at comedy, it’s not hard to see why a millennial would lean toward someone who can make them laugh.

TLC dropped knowledge about everything from safe sex to what type of dudes one does not want, and that includes scrubs, a.k.a. busters.

Call it daddy issues, or call it watching a great era for TV dads on TGIF. Whatever it’s called, just know that there are millennial women who love them a — what’s the cool term? — Zaddy.

This goes for every generation. Bullying ain’t cool, and it’s definitely not attractive.

To be more specific, it’s ‘90s R&B: Boyz II Men, Janet, Jodeci, etc.

This is more about people who aren’t considerate of those around them. So, while VHS tapes might not be the norm, this still applies to those who don’t return shopping carts in the parking lot or text during movies.