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20 kids movies that are definitely not for kids
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20 kids movies that are definitely not for kids

Family movie nights can be wonderful. They can be a shared experience in which everyone is lost in the same film — both parents and children glued to the screen. But they can be awkward as well. If you pick the wrong film, you can feel like you wasted your family night or even worse, that you showed your children something they shouldn't be watching. Not all kids movies are meant for kids. These films are worth looking into before you choose them for family night.

 
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Princess Mononoke (1997)

Princess Mononoke (1997)
Studio Ghibli

This isn't your normal Disney princess, no sirree. This princess wears blood on her face, lives with wolves and slaughters villagers who are burning her woods. Part climate change allegory and part fairy tale, it's one of the bleakest and greatest of all animated films, and the first of several Hayao Miyazaki's Studio Ghibli masterpieces we'll feature.

 
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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Walt Disney Pictures

This movie is low-key terrifying. With scenes that resemble an acid trip, Disney's first feature can give kids nightmares for weeks. The haunted woods, the dark villain and the super creepy music aren't enough to scare off Snow White, but they are enough to scare off young children.

 
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The Wizard of Oz (1939)

The Wizard of Oz (1939)
MGM

Those darn flying monkeys! They have been giving children nightmares for decades. Even tornadoes and lions look like puppies next to those things.

 
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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
Paramount Pictures

Remember kids, never accept candy from strangers. Especially ones who live in a factory with Oompa-Loompas and chocolate rivers. This movie is straight up creepy.

 
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Pan's Labyrinth (2006)

Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
Warner Bros. Pictures

Ah, yes. A children's movie about the crushing conformity of fascism and the inherent toils of war. More than that, the monsters in this movie are legitimately scary. Maybe wait until the kids are 10 to watch this picture. 

 
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Porco Rosso (1992)

Porco Rosso (1992)
Studio Ghibli

He'd rather be a pig than a fighter pilot. The anti-war message and feminist undercurrent might fly over kid's heads, but the dazzling images won't. Hayao Miyazaki is the greatest of all animated directors, leaving a contrail of unforgettable films in his wake. 

 
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Coraline (2009)

Coraline (2009)
Focus Features

She's cute as a button, until she has buttons for eyes. This twist on Alice in Wonderland is truly twisted, as Coraline enters a rabbit hole where her parents do everything she says. 

 
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Stand by Me (1986)

Stand by Me (1986)
Columbia Pictures

Children are explorers by nature, ready to discover a life they've just been brought into. The boys hear about a corpse in the woods? They venture out to find it. In Stand By Me, they venture out into the woods of self-discovery to find themselves, which leads to some crude yet beautiful moments.

 
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Gremlins (1984)

Gremlins (1984)
Warner Bros.

Families who show their children E.T. often show their children Gremlins next, another story of a supernatural figure entering the lives of children. But they often show them Gremlins not realizing what it is — a far more messy, crude and crass version of that film.

 
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Matilda (1996)

Matilda (1996)
Trip Star Pictures

Let's face it, this is just a less bloody version of Carrie. When a girl with supernatural powers is bullied at elementary school, she uses her supernatural powers against her tormentors. 

 
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Fantastic Planet (1973)

Fantastic Planet (1973)
Argos Films

How can a movie about gentrification be for children? Especially one that is inspired by acid? It can't, but the visuals will keep them entertained. 

 
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Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind (1984)

Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind (1984)
Studio Ghibli

Miyazaki is back on our list with another one of his dazzling, poetic and profound animated features about the effects of climate change. His films are for children, yes, but this tale of a woman saving her friends from extinction is much more than a toddler spectacle.

 
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Bambi (1942)

Bambi (1942)
Walt Disney Pictures

The mom dies! Spoiler alert! This Disney classic is super depressing and perhaps too bleak for young children.

 
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The Lord of the Rings (2001)

The Lord of the Rings (2001)
New Line Cinema

Not technically a children's film, but a film for general audiences. The Lord of the Rings remains a film you shouldn't show the kids in elementary school.

 
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The Sound of Music (1965)

The Sound of Music (1965)
20th Century Fox

It's three hours long and there are Nazis everywhere. Many kids will be dazzled by this picture, but others might not be a fan of it.

 
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Paramount Pictures

It's one of the funniest, coolest and most entertaining movies ever made. It's just a movie that young children won't understand. 

 
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Poltergeist (1982)

Poltergeist (1982)
MGM

This is one of the creepiest family movies ever made. It might be worth waiting until you open this cinematic portal for the kids.

 
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A Christmas Carol (1938)

A Christmas Carol (1938)
MGM

Not to be a Scrooge, but these movies aren't for kids. What child wants to watch a senior citizen come to terms with how he ruined his life? 

 
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It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
RKO Radio Pictures

Same goes for this movie about a father realizing how his life has gone awry. Great movie. Great family movie. But young kids won't be be thrilled with this film.

 
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The Princess Bride (1987)

The Princess Bride (1987)
MGM

Arguably the greatest family movie ever made, The Princess Bride has a lot going for it. Fencing, fighting, monsters and true love. It's wonderful mix that makes for a wondrous film. But some children might have the same first reaction to this story as the character who is being read the fairy tale.

Asher Luberto is a film critic for L.A. Weekly, The Playlist, The Progressive and The Village Voice.

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